Sunday, April 07, 2013

Prince Zorr, Duke of Chops


The Duke of Chops rules and holds lands north of the Gruntsworth River as sovereign.  He is the second child of the late King Zevon VI, Emperor of Verdis, and younger brother of the current king, Lord Zarren Hamfist.  Young Zorr and his brothers and sisters, were captured by the dark wizard, Blacksnout, and held in his fortress for many years.  While captive they learned and practiced the Pork Magics, a powerful sorcery based on the arcane elements formed in pigs.  

After many years in the fortress of Blacksnout, a teenage Zorr and Zarren, used their magical skills to escape.  Blasting their way through thousands of enemies, the two brothers emerged victorious in what would be later known as the Battle of Butchers.  

Also, I've almost finished the ham I cooked for Easter. A ham I've been eating for a week solid, while re-watching Game of Thrones.
 Probably explains alot.

4 comments:

Mr.Mucho said...

LoL Sir Hamalot

Claudio Cerri said...

very cool!

Marie Thorhauge said...

ahaha, brilliant. Great blog!

Avner Geller said...

HAHA, This dude is awesome!